Horror Haiku: Planet Terror
10 Nov
Go-go not cry-cry.
The blue friend you’ll barely feel.
Two against the world.
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Horror Haiku: Once Bitten
30 Oct
A button biter.
“Hands off! He belongs to me!”
If the casket rocks…
Sponsored by one of the best dance offs captured on film:
Horror Haiku: Black Christmas
12 Oct
“Agnes, it’s Billy!”
FE is a new exchange.
Drunk Barb gets the point.
(The remake is an abomination for which someone should publicly apologize. Flogging optional but welcomed.)
Horror Haiku: Cabin Fever
9 Oct
Rider’s on the storm.
Oh no! Finger bang misfire.
Pancakes with a bite.
Horror Haiku: Evil Ed
7 Oct
Evil Ed cackles,
“Oh, you are so cool, Brewster!”
Now he does gay porn.
(That last line is a statement, not a judgment. Consenting adults can do whatever they want- on or off camera- as far as I’m concerned. But I would love to see Stephen Geoffreys in another horror film that can capture his brilliance.)
