Hypnagogic State » Horror Haikus

Horror Haiku: Planet Terror

Parker Betz — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:04:30 +0000

Go-go not cry-cry.

The blue friend you’ll barely feel.

Two against the world.

Horror Haiku: Once Bitten

Parker Betz — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:52:34 +0000

A button biter.

“Hands off! He belongs to me!”

If the casket rocks…

Sponsored by one of the best dance offs captured on film:

Horror Haiku: The People Under the Stairs

Parker Betz — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:34:47 +0000

Alice has her Fool.

As he’s climbing through the walls,

say “Hello” to Roach.

(For Adam)

Horror Haiku: Black Christmas

Parker Betz — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:19:36 +0000

“Agnes, it’s Billy!”

FE is a new exchange.

Drunk Barb gets the point.

(The remake is an abomination for which someone should publicly apologize. Flogging optional but welcomed.)

Horror Haiku: Cabin Fever

Parker Betz — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:52:33 +0000

Rider’s on the storm.

Oh no! Finger bang misfire.

Pancakes with a bite.

Horror Haiku: Aliens

Parker Betz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:12:18 +0000

Sigourney’s mullet

“Get away from her, you bitch”

Bishop is the king.

Horror Haiku: Evil Ed

Parker Betz — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:16:11 +0000

Evil Ed cackles,

“Oh, you are so cool, Brewster!”

Now he does gay porn.

(That last line is a statement, not a judgment. Consenting adults can do whatever they want- on or off camera- as far as I’m concerned. But I would love to see Stephen Geoffreys in another horror film that can capture his brilliance.)